If I could go back in time at least three months, give or take so I could tell someone I don’t want to be friends with her.
I would and I know exactly when.
I would tell her to go fuck herself and to never talk to me again.
Anonymous asked: One day everyone will see past your fake exterior and meet the real asshole which is you. Then you will be alone. I will be happy when that day comes.
yeah, that asshole has come and gone, but may sometimes return for a brief moment. My exgirlfriend got too much of that asshole the last three months we went out. You would’ve been really happen then. But you think you know me. But you don’t. you may read some of my tumblr post or maybe you’re OOMF on twitter or facebook and read some of the things i say and then you think you know me. Maybe you’re friend of mine who has gotten to hang out with me and know me a little, but you don’t know me enough. Honestly, there’s really only one person who knows me more than some of my family members, but she broke up with me 6 months ago. I have so many exteriors that you probably only got to see a few of them. I’m not an asshole, I’m a human being. You want to meet an asshole? go stick your head between your ass. and don’t talk to me about being alone. I know what that is, i’ve felt it, i’ve faced it myself. I’m not afraid to be alone, but the thing is that I’m never alone. never. you might be happy for a little bit if you do see me alone, but just know that no matter what, I’m still going to be happier than you, whoever you are. I find my happiness and i fight for it. i don’t let any loneliness or negative feelings bring me down. those are the demons i fight everyday. So excuse me for saying this, but fuck you. fuck for you thinking you know me that you wish a curse upon me. fuck you for looking for happiness in the sadness of others. and this might seem contradictory to what i’ve said to you so far, but may God help you to open your closed eyes and mind and to bring you positive things.
Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”
…yeah these guys are pretty much right.
Tumblr is so depressing sometimes…
I’VE got more wit…
I have a better kiss…
I have a hotter touch…
I am a better fuck…
Whoever wrote that article and anybody who agrees are mental.
"John Lennon Never Even Met Simon Cowell" Who the hell cares?! Simon Cowell isn’t gonna be remember in the next 50 years! The Beatles will be. So fuck One Direction and Long Live the Beatles!
If you read the reasons why, they are really stupid and ridiculous!
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought a song would probably be a little better
Instead of a letter
That you’d probably just shred up—yeah
This is so true.
Holy Crap I’ve heard most of these! Da Fuck: We can’t be together, Let’s just be friends, I don’t remember you, Your ____ is dead, We need to talk, a variation of it was never real, and a variation of I don’t love you and a variation of I found someone else.